That Hermione has turned into a real whorecrux! Based on a true story, Sofia Coppola’s “The Bling Ring” follows a group of losers who break into the homes of famous losers and steal their things. The first clip has been released courtesy of MTV and it features Nicki (Emma Watson) raiding Paris Hilton’s walk-in closet and dancing on her stripper pole.
Usually you need to be ten butterbeers deep before hopping on the pole but Nicki seems perfectly sober… impressive! Also, who the hell would want to set foot in Paris Hilton’s home (let alone try on her clothes that have touched her skin)? Her home is my Azkaban. Read more →